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1, examine piece
Examine the teacher announced the content that should do a test afternoon before dais: Seminal fluid examines. "Ask classmates to be sure to take seminal 5ml oneself before tomorrow afternoon, multiply in be being put in this tube, everybody is one. . . . To assure fresh degree abstain midday please. . . ..
The schoolgirl listens, confused, : "Teacher, we are done not have! We are done not have!!
Teacher a word, very chastening say: "Borrow! " . . . . . On the face very quiet say.
That day midday, it is a troubled midday, although schoolboy dormitory has,complain, but be inside a few minutes or installed reeky 5ml liquid. Examine class 30 classmates, 5 schoolgirls are borrow seminal fluid in succession ask for help: "Borrow me a few! Fasten narrow-minded. . . " listened to Bao Han! !
Ps: Seminal examination, can check prostate, male urethritis the disease such as disease, it is to examine an examination that department student wants to be able to be done.
2, nursing is piece
That afternoon is marvelous afternoon, because nurse,the classmates of the department should do enema test. They have this test inside an airtight room. . . . Alleged clyster, take a thicker rubber tube namely from insert inside anus, perfusion liquid, OK and aperient, clean alvine path, treat sex appeal of alvine path bacterium to catch, for instance malaria.
But nurse class 30 people, among them 23 schoolgirls, this experiment wants 7 man students 2 people are mutual intubate, but schoolgirl and schoolboy are odd,the most important is the ~~ that wants trousers leakage Pp, aux appear to has a schoolboy and a schoolgirl to comprise a group. Result. . . Be who and who does not know
3, exercitation of senior fellow apprentice is punished
We a senior fellow apprentice goes to a hospital department of gynaecology jackarooes, everybody knows, shorter and the female‘s vagina is straight, go to the bad and infection are so more than the man. The Mei Yanfang that we respect got palace neck cancer namely and leave, vaginal examination is very so important also.
The posture of the examination is more special, mix commonly everybody‘s sexy gesture is similar. (I also am to listen to compose a quarrel now and then the sexy posture that has seen, do not want BT please so I oh) , but doctor of the requirement when the examination wears a glove, and want 2 people above to be checked jointly, cannot check inside ward with the patient alone.
The senior fellow apprentice that I have pity on that, because do not have glove,be, and a person walks arrive inside the female patient ward of family PP, inside the vagina that inserts female patient with finger. This method cries: Point to check. Result with respect to the accused incivility, finally by discharge.
4, anatomize piece
Everybody cares medic to dissect the issue of the body very much, classics regular meeting asks: Fear the problem that does not fear, I am a schoolgirl, also be afraid of ghost of what, but together with the classmate so much person went up to won‘t fear, oneself go be afraid of of course be afraid of, have second before we anatomize an exam review level, anatomizing a building is open all the time to in the evening at 10 o‘clock of half, a schoolboy just left a floor at 11 o‘clock namely, was locked up inside by the uncle lock of 1 building overnight, do not know how he spends that long night, be afraid of be afraid of ~ oh ~
Turn from iron blood
This does not say first, what I want to describe is anatomy be used to to genital Na Yizhang when, we see the dead‘s genital, some male by liquid medicine bubble very big very big, one schoolgirl exclamations: "Very big! " breathe out so never mind, the schoolgirl of our annual class runs to their lab to see that body later, very big really oh ~~~~~
Often surround before female specimen watching a schoolboy, not the elephantine teacher when puts forward such or in that way problem. Felt puzzled, when do they learn so active ah? The class escapes previously. . . And we this chapter content is small very high mark was taken an examination of when measuring. When we anatomize one male patient, took out the pipe with a long 12cm from inside his Jj actually.
5, findings report
What learn major with respect to us is special, have a fellow student the investigation that to the school the schoolboy of 50% had sexual desire. Comparative and other the schoolboy of each university officer. Investigation makes clear, of thought of one-night standing of medical school or the schoolboy that the number of Yy compares other major apparently is little.
What a senior fellow apprentice says is good: Want you to go only department of gynaecology, that was over all one‘s life, very the ~~~ that affects sexual desire may be the physiology that we know a person too, understood sensitive place and reaction to do not have interest so too? Preparation goes back the dormitory ~ once also had been sent before ~~~
Anatomize class exam:
Anatomize subsystem with local anatomize, study department solution first, below half semester just studies bureau solution. Our class schoolgirl is in the majority, scale of male and female 1: 2, the interlocution preface that fastens solution must be to study mammary structure (male teacher gives problem) , take an examination of schoolgirl end to complain to take an examination of a female not to study the male only. The title is guessed before studying bureau solution, the result is informed is that teacher gives a title, individually good gracious see a breast lymphatic circumfluence, the result hits the target as expected, take an examination of continue 874 this teachers...
General surgery jackarooes:
Operating-table pulls a hook on is accustomed, but still be unaccustomed teacher is straight white... do cystic resection for schoolboy of 19 years old one one of these day, pull the anaesthesia after operating-table, wash his hands with the teacher occasionally next, preparative disinfection, insert towel of catheter, shop, alexipharmic tampon is taken to disinfect JJ(spile) after then 2 male teachers wash a hand, begin to did not feel how, disinfection was over to wait one minute later, the teacher is staring at a family to look, feel to feel embarrassed originally occasionally, go bit further to sitting, the teacher of this disinfection is loud to another teacher as a result say: Look, response is really big, still cultivate so tall... wore guaze mask hat fortunately, show two eyes only, otherwise all over the face aglow disconcerted died...
6, the man student that does diagnostic specimen should take off ~~
We learn the content of a part, can looking for a schoolboy to check this schoolgirl to us need not make the sample, the reason with tectonic body a flock of ~~ people are surrounded in this feel on his body all round pitiful and helpless schoolboy feel. I remember having a schoolboy very the body hair of dense, because this he still begins to not be willing, do not be willing more the teacher carries him more. . . In public does disrobe calculate do not calculate pornography to perform?
Ps: Leave a small briefs of course I remember I just anatomized a class the first times, in the morning 5 classes, what look finally is very disgusting, the meat dare not eat when make a meal! Hit portion tomato, should regret dead I Na Gonggong‘s color. . . . .
We learn later vertebral, when eating chop, I discuss this before dining table with classmates is which centrum. A sound transmits behind later: "Wrong! " dizzy. . . . . A senior fellow apprentice
7, impose on a few interesting tests even
There is a nicotine test inside organic chemistry, the mosquito that production poisonous gas fumes turns around fly to still have herion test, mix basically production drugs is about the same, but our extract is insufficient. Immune experiment is the most terrible is the experiment of bacterium and virus, ego protection consciousness is ambitious intense. Those small white rat get of tetanic bacili invade muscle convulsion rigidity. Still have green look bacterium, the very big ~~ that abdomen changes still has bacterium of film of pod yield gas to create mouse splanchnic and all decay is degenerative inside body. Coccus waits the candy of golden yellow Pu that fosters by oneself a moment to form handsome wintersweet model on blood. . . .
Prevent the content of oxide of experimental book nitrogen, our measurement tool very elephantine pack of dynamite oh ~~ goes out still by constabulary uncle interrogate. . . Pathology experiment sees those position with scrotal swollen rubber, true very difficult imagination can become so big. Group embryo experiment, children arrives from a few weeks the growth of a few months hemp of the mouth after the rabbit that the very wonderful ~~ with true course has a classmate to will be anatomized takes result of ~ having sth special to eat to did not rinse clean ~ to eat a long time ~
The class anatomizes the first day to teach on our teacher when knowing character, say: Must not go to bone recapture. Occasionally people ask a teacher why, the old vertebra that take ring becomes elder sister of before as a result she says a few division of senior fellow apprentice key ring, was in short supply already badly. Of the teacher teaching a club is a femur.
Write down so that anatomize on at that time, two schoolgirls are pointing to the male genital on wall map to ask a man student on the side: Your is there this big? Differ next that schoolboy replies, begin to burst out laughing, and laugh can use deafening appearance. Really cold ah...
Remember the biochemistry on at that time experimenting, the teacher that takes a test drinks water with a beaker of 250, brothers feel very cruel, man is gotten in the class after a few days then people almost hand a beaker, do those who get sidelong glance of the everybody in the school.
Remember surgery of doctor of traditional Chinese medicine taking an exam, the problem is the breast is located in prothorax ___ to come between _____ costal level, some schoolgirl experiments on the body on the spot, filled the four boundaries of a piece of land or a construction site finally 7 (correct is 3 to 6) , be mocked by everybody Mm is flagging, have more fierce female fill 3 to of 8... that cold ah...
In those days when we anatomize body objective to take an exam, because of the body outside airing, a schoolgirl is asked to look for male genital, did not find temporarily where to ask us to our schoolboy ask for help the penis is in? Can frighten us dead.
Remember us examining seminal that class is afternoon, just attended class the teacher calls our schoolboy to go to two acquiring closet to extract seminal fluid together, ah, at that time ah the female classmate of whole class is be on the tiptoe of expectation, it is good to when somebody is detecting, exclamation lovely small tadpole
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