Thursday, December 2, 2010

Explode laugh, the awkward thing of female undergraduate of medical school!


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Explode laugh, the awkward thing of female undergraduate of medical school!
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We also do not think such ah ~~~ does not have method, this major that I learn such. Just began me to want to get the ground to seam, now, I already became sophisticate, everybody comes " edification " ~~~~ ! ! !
1, examine piece
Examine the teacher announced the content that should do a test afternoon before dais: Seminal 5ml, multiply in be being put in this tube, everybody is one. . . . To assure fresh degree abstain midday please. . . ..
The schoolgirl listens, confused, : "Teacher, we are done not have! We are done not have!!
Teacher a word, very chastening say: "Borrow! " . . . . . On the face very quiet say.
That day midday, it is a troubled midday, although schoolboy dormitory has,complain, but be inside a few minutes or installed reeky 5ml liquid. Examine class 30 classmates, 5 schoolgirls are checked to borrow seminal fluid, can check prostate, the disease such as inflammation of male Liao path, it is to examine an examination that department student wants to be able to be done.
2, nursing is piece
That afternoon is marvelous afternoon, because nurse,the classmates of the department should do enema test. They have this test inside an airtight room. . . . Alleged clyster, take a thicker rubber tube namely from insert inside anus, perfusion liquid, OK and aperient, clean alvine path, treat sex appeal of alvine path bacterium to catch, for instance malaria.
But nurse class 30 people, among them 23 schoolgirls, this experiment wants 7 man students 2 people are mutual intubate, but schoolgirl and schoolboy are odd,the most important is the ~~ that wants trousers leakage Pp, aux appear to has a schoolboy and a schoolgirl to comprise a group. Result. . . Be who and who does not know
3, exercitation of senior fellow apprentice is punished
We a senior fellow apprentice goes to a hospital department of gynaecology jackarooes, everybody knows, shorter and the female‘s ** is straight, go to the bad and infection are so more than the man. The Mei Yanfang that we respect got palace neck cancer namely and leave, ** examination is very so important also.
The posture of the examination is more special, common with everybody the gesture of ** is similar. (I also am to listen to compose a quarrel now and then the ** posture that has seen, do not want BT please so I oh) , but doctor of the requirement when the examination wears a glove, and want 2 people above to be checked jointly, cannot check inside ward with the patient alone.
The senior fellow apprentice that I have pity on that, because do not have glove,be, and a person walks arrive inside the female patient ward of family PP, inside the ** that inserts female patient with finger. This method cries: Point to check. Result with respect to the accused incivility, finally by discharge.
4, anatomize piece
Everybody cares medic to dissect the issue of the body very much, classics regular meeting asks: Fear the problem that does not fear, I am a schoolgirl, also be afraid of ghost of what, but together with the classmate so much person went up to won‘t fear, oneself go be afraid of of course be afraid of, have second before we anatomize an exam review level, anatomizing a building is open all the time to in the evening at 10 o‘clock of half, a schoolboy just left a floor at 11 o‘clock namely, was locked up inside by the uncle lock of 1 building overnight, do not know how he spends that long night, be afraid of be afraid of ~ oh ~
This does not say first, what I want to describe is anatomy be used to to genital, some male by liquid medicine bubble very big very big, one schoolgirl exclamations: "Very big! " breathe out so never mind, the schoolgirl of our annual class runs to their lab to see that body later, very big really oh ~~~~~
Often surround before female specimen watching a schoolboy, not the elephantine teacher when puts forward such or in that way problem. Felt puzzled, when do they learn so active ah? The class escapes previously. . . And we this chapter content is small very high mark was taken an examination of when measuring. When we anatomize one male patient, took out the pipe with a long 12cm from inside his Jj actually.
5, findings report
What learn major with respect to us is special, have a fellow student the physiology that to the school the schoolboy of 50% undertook sexual ~~~ may be we know a person too, understood sensitive place and reaction to do not have interest so too? Preparation goes back the dormitory ~ once also had been sent before ~~~

2. explodes makings, 30 humour of city men and women heave a sigh!
1, the house that had oneself, maid resembles is without foundation small a few years old, again patience chooses a sweetheart slowly. One male to opinion of one female consult: We hire a house to live first, married assemble does money buy a house again? Female answer: Then I still am inferior to hiring the man first.
2, beautiful the pass that is a woman -- an adage just, also calculate the truth of indisputable. It is sugar-coated bullet obviously, finally also not likely wins beauty to return, but it is be dead set pleases her. And although some is fine medicine obviously,those lack the woman of visual effect, because of bitter to taste, the man often cannot fall to be determined to marry her.
3, marriage is an umbrella. Had it, the nature when harships intense says is comfortable and clinking, but more flatly in light weather, much an umbrella hard to avoid is burdensome.
4, does the woman ask " do you love me? " the man answers " I like you " . Does the man ask " why don‘t you accept me? " the woman returns " you can be found better than me " . -- look like to use between the men and women close justice word, it is nevertheless a skin was added more outside banana, there perhaps is a needle inside cotton.
5, the wife is like the dress -- popular and such irregular change, the expense of the dress says gradually costly; Good thing of man neither one -- but it is the woman‘s oldest buyer‘s market after all.

6, when loving each other, the thing that the man concerns stars of feminine assimilate to, flyer, angel with the sky etc; Favour break sentiment absolutely when, man celestial glom on to, go up has loved woman replace to the ground.
7, the old couple grows to resemble more more. Because they love each other,someone says. But the doctor says, origin is a very short time gets along, dietary structure is identical, rule of work and rest is synchronous. Same a leaf on the tree also be to grow to resemble more more.
8, big and single men and women resembles is to took a bus to had sat to stand. Because the seat on the bus is too comfortable,be sometimes, wish to get off scarcely; Because do not know the platform that oneself should issue,be sometimes. Lifelong Where is the men and women that does not marry? They are bus drivers.
9, go smoothly from green plum a bamboo stick used as a toy horse before the flowers and below the moon, it is a miracle simply. Resemble planning to go to Guangzhou on foot from Beijing at the outset, always have alluring voice all the way: "Get on a car " . Very difficult another goes your foot before notting have.
10, I am very busy -- when hearing this word, what parents worries is the child is healthy; Friend heart thinks the career has this brother; The wife becomes aware a carring pole that derives from personal housework was weighed immediately; The girlfriend wept, she begins to realize her the cause that the position in his memory does not have him certainly is main, it is a signal that part company or excuse simply even.

11, are a flock of people talking contemporary what thing to do most adventure? Mountain-climbing, glide, limit moves... those who what say have. Actually, feeling just is the biggest risk, and in any timeses such. Because a variety of adventure behavior are alarming,die, but emotive torment lets life be inferior to dead however.
12, the person that show love is an animal, the person that be loved is a plant. If love to be rejected, those who leave is an animal of course, because the plant is won‘t unripe,give a foot to run of the road.
13, Xu Meijing has a song to cry " the cigarette that you smoke " , write a spoony woman to go around small town to buy the cigarette that he smokes. The film " after the person makes an appointment with dusk " in, female ghost station asks young clerk in Liang Jiahui‘s back: Is there ERE cigarette? Still have " the hand shows light tobacco tastes, the taste that loves in memory " . -- why be always smoke, is other the recall that can you evoke a woman more? Have a kind of explanation only: The man is right the concentrated correspondence of cigarette brand the woman is right of love concentrated.
14, someone repents to the priest, he hides a person in the home when the World War II, and collect his rent. The priest is comforted say this and do not have fault. But, this person asks, should I tell him the war had ended? -- believe when us love still is in, but it went after all, and we do not wish to face reality, be like be kept inside a drum-be kept in the dark. The problem is: Who is receiving us " chummage " ?
15, the sexual after having love first, there is love after sexual first, there is chicken after resembling having an egg first, like there is an egg after having chicken first, very it‘s hard to say is the truth which kinds, which kinds are more exalted than another kind.
16, the man‘s oldest secret often tells a beauty the bosom friend, not be same sex, family or wife. Became a wife when female bosom friend, her this part influence was cancelled immediately. This is called have so that have break.
17, a lot of singers that sing love song never had loved, this is the funniest thing, also be most the thing accord with constant manage. Love won‘t be sung too so was intoxicated.
18, the relation is jumped over deep more long, the care is more and more particular, from elegant to common, arrive from spirit body. Does she ask him when be passionately in love " is your mood beautiful? " , does after marrying, she ask him " this fish 6 money a jin expensive? " or " did your haemorrhoid become good not? " or " did your haemorrhoid become good not??
19, marriage is clavier, too much order and regulation; Love is a mouse, connected. The man compares mainframe oneself, memory is the mainest; Feminine seem monitor, everything sees.
20, the school that good woman is a man. Good woman hopes this good student does not graduate forever however.
21, one maid plaints: The man that why matures, good man became the family‘s husband completely, doesn‘t the man that didn‘t marry have pretty? Somebody reminds her: Wife people fostering good man is to be produced oneself sell oneself, can teach oneself without the man become a useful person.


22, still write down the love that do not remember an university or falls with shade of a tree on park lawn? Lawn changed entrance sod nowadays, the tree is less and less also.
23, one rocks and roll the singer has sung: Look for a girlfriend, still raise a dog? Today this word this by canary for: Draw near a boy friend, raise a dog at the same time.
24, it is very clear that the man often shares the in taking archives and life spouse on the job shares the in taking archives and life spouse on the job, so, he can like to cooperate to fall in love with tender woman at the same time with female strong person, in front of person drink to drink tea with latter, so, " degenerate angel " in, killer dawn takes file with Li Jiaxin old still be the business concerns and female to the street Mo Wenwei is encountered loving. 25, I am very ugly, but I am very tender -- the version that today‘s man and woman adapted Zhao Chuan together: I am faulty, but I am very true; I am pie-eyed, can be me very cruel; I am not rich, but I am very happy; I am not successful, but I am very self-confident; I am not amorous, but I am known,cherish.
26, be born is an arena, test, an opportunity. When love, the man can use this more; After marrying, the woman can use this more.


27, constant somebody nods a song in broadcasting station, that individual that the hope is loving may be heard. Heard possibility is dinky, but often have miraculous happening unexpectedly. Someone says love is a high fever, but say love is the miracle just is cut truly. There also is more typical than love miracle again in life, it can make person by ugly become beautiful, make impossible emergency gets a likelihood.
28, Zhang Xiaoxian says: Return to the fold, because of,not be you, however his heart already tired. Came up against a pillow like drowse, go out met fine day. But add " because have you " a few words, enough makes her be full of achievement feeling.
29, young moment, take a lot of pictures, place in the sitting room to look to others; When old, understand the picture takes him to look just now. The camera lens of thick lifetime is placed in at the moment, write memoir to be saved repeatedly fell.
30, eat in one‘s childhood on 20 steamed stuffed bun regard as when life is good, I am very happy; After income exceeds 5000 that month, I still do not feel happy. When whats do not lack career, love, family, money, people still often lacks same thing -- hungry feeling. The desire that keeps line of know how things stand and feel confident of handling them is happy.

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Explode laugh, we are making love. . . (Laugh at your front tooth) !
Explode laugh, female teacher makes love to explanation of male fellow student so!
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Do laugh at a test: A few paragraphs of amour can you encounter? Very accurate oh ~
Do laugh at a test: Sleep to disclose your opposite sex predestined relationship! Very accurate oh ~`
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3. explodes laugh, the result that raped cummer that evening...
After 4. metempsychosis, love you well certainly? (look surely! Too touching! Too touching!!
5. [love checks] the love ~~~~ that you did not come to 10 problems detection is very accurate oh!
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Explode laugh, adult needs 6 stories that see teach you to learn to be an upright person!
8. explodes laugh, love of 500 years [those who look to still do not cry is really fierce]
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