Monday, December 6, 2010

The evidence that N proves to you had stayed in the medical school more [turn / essence of life]


Shoulder Dystocia Injury: 3D Medical Animation

Pick / Tsinglin


Now and then, when you acquire some kind of disease, meeting uncannily gives the sort of ill typical symptom to go up in your body now... (typical big 3 ask for integratedly)


Hear GDP reads aloud in news, the first reaction is " glucoside of bird of 2 phosphoric acid "



The mice the lab answers the dormitory to raise ^^ secretly



Go sanitarian room sees a doctor, is the habit that discovers school doctor to ask " is your where uncomfortable? " , however " what do you want? However " what do you want??



Be forced to read the book with a few quality and quite considerable volume, throw on the ground to be able to break a hole.



When fastening bootlace, couldn‘t help making a surgical written guarantee (practice making surgical written guarantee in the school when often use too much force breaks the string, did not remember hitting now) .



Once had period of time, to cauliflower, cruelly oppress, conserve, cheese... wait for food stay at a respectful distance from sb.



Time every night appear in self-educated classroom, call it by a good name of: "Night now periodic " .



Think Lu Xun classmate abandons medical service from the reason of article it is an exam too difficult. (agree badly! Actually the gentleman is no less than going to is mixed in Japan and academia of domestic medical service just from civil! )



Like to see horror piece, one of reason are to conduce to review anatomize (be like " silent kid " , " biochemical crisis " ... ) .



Give a name in chatting room for " benzene barbitone " or " genu jumps reflection " or " ELISA " or " amoeba protozoon " ... (I had not risen, but see alumnus had risen in lilac garden " in see " -- drama of subject matter of Japanese medical treatment " white gigantic tower " the hero in)



See squashy tomato can remember " coating is nervous " , call the apple that bit " 2 period heal "



Be used to 5 equipment choosing the choice topic of the answer.



Discover a classroom is all fluorescent lamp by a switch control, plaint then " complete or without the phenomenon " .



Reading a book is not read rapidly it is 10 eye group.



Wash one‘s hands wash ancon joint above 10 centimeter place.



Taste advertisement to distain to be considered to health care.



Know " two courtyards " those who point to is the chime that be the same as aid and hospital, is not...



Sign up had contributed cornea to had contributed marrow, perhaps had donated blood (my what had not been contributed, so moral education did not add cent) .



There is mysterious hole forever on the arm of white unlined long gown, have forever on the one or two pieces making up the front of a Chinese jacket wash the Chi Chen that does not drop olivine cyanine is violet.



With " black bosom big Lian " , "White grain yellow-fever mosquito " will breathe out continuously common cockroach mosquito. (I can be done not have so professional, alas, who lets " parasitology " be is researching a subject exam class? )



If someone says to you: "Take grab come! " what actually he points to is to impose kind implement...



Say to syare blankly for " epileptic little show effect " ; Say cruel go for " hysterical big show effect " .



Hit repeatedly " FT " flashy metropolis thinks: "Be swimmy be still syncope? ? ? ??



Feel to have a boundless future sometimes, feel the future is not had sometimes bright.

Trainee piece:



The bag that the pocket of white unlined long gown resembles machine cat is same, want what to have... (it is good to want money to have money! ! Does that return an exercitation to work? )



Arrive everyday the first thing of ill area is... grab the sack that change medicine! (that affirmation is round of surgery the first round, alas, very foolish very innocent)



After knowing how electric knife is used, again also did lose one‘s appetite eat the hotpot that bake to string together... (but is somebody baked in surgery with electric knife outstanding is the flesh strung together? )



Be used to such him appearance " XX, female, 21 years old, ... " (I am used to such appearance from already " XX, male, grown... " )



When drinking water, say " into fluidity " ; When drinking congee, say " into semifluid " (have rice? )



Depict oneself daily daily life: "Sleep, qd; Brush one‘s teeth, bid; Have a meal, tid... "



The nurse cries " undergraduate! " , the doctor cries " classmate! " , the director cries " girl! " (faint! We are the nurse cries " classmate " , the doctor calls name or Xiaochen)



Lie on the bed to carry hand over to the next shift on the back? (back hand over to the next shift is a head big, age is old, memory is washed-up)




How does discovery come over medical history paper to write again? (copied again only)



Died a patient, the first intuition is really miserable - - reason is write death brief, must receive a patient again (we say " ate a hairtail again " , "Take " sound with " almost " )



The first day runs to a section office to make compare from big already the classmate of one class is a teacher, after talking about a few discovery, change make a name, pass a few days to learning advocate treat or the director is in charge of him (or she) for small * (ha, demote really fast! )



Comfort sexual knot, award sex seams a skin! (it is when you when surgical exercitation)



Arrive from internal medicine when you when surgery, somebody example, is medical history written so irritated work? Arrive from surgery when you when internal medicine, somebody example, medical history is written into so simple, rescript! (so internal medicine is turn for surgery is happiness, write simply casually write with respect to OK; Surgery is turn for internal medicine miserable, copy again every day! Fortunately now is electronic anamnesis)



Contend for duty room to in an attempt to to rest well midday with young nurse, although above writing intern duty room (be to there is nurse duty room? Be worth together, who is afraid of? )



If you are on duty when always occupied, affirmative meeting is called mildew star! (we call our " equestrian life " ) and wide to circulate! So later everybody is afraid of and you are on duty together (include a nurse to reach belt teaching, be in hospital always)



It is good when changing medicine that via often can hearing patient boast you are changed, what because this you give him,change is painful not at all, but such-and-such yesterday director or advocate treat make him painful croaky! -- grow badly because of his cut only, was opened yesterday! (the level exceeds a director / advocate treated trainee, the future is not had " bright " ah! Did not want to mix! )

PS: The individual that I am inside bracket is commented on.

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